You Lied to Me, Ade Rianom →
clientsfromhell: Client: “I see our facebook and Twitter icons on the site are not yet live, why not?” Me: “Live? Oh, well you see, you actually need a facebook group or fan page and a Twitter account so we can link the icons to them. Remember I asked you to create those pages?” Client: “We don’t want Facebook or Twitter pages, we just want the icons to click through to Facebook.com and to...
Honest-to-god conversation with a new client
clientsfromhell: Client: “I hate the color yellow. Don’t ever use it. Nothing good has ever been yellow: urine, dead skin, um, hippy’s shirts, the desert… you get the point.” Me: “What about lions?” Client: “Lions are just fruity tigers.”