Enjoy your own life without comparing it with that of another– Marquis de Condorcet
…man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because...– Douglas Adams
I didn’t grow up with a mother telling me what was under my clothes was...– Charlize Theron
Those who dance are called insane by those who don’t hear the music– Eddie Vedder
You’re so Greedy!– Greedy, Pure
Anger is a Gift.– Freedom, Rage Against the Machine
Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward....– Omerta, Lamb of God
Satan oscillate my metallic sonatas– Soundgarden
Kita sudah sampai di era baru industri musik. Era di mana label rekaman...– Wendi Putranto, Pengamat Musik Indonesia
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a...– Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.– Rodney Dangerfield
Teacher: Can anybody give an example of coincidence?
Student: Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day and at the same time.
Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Student: Because George still had the axe in is hand.
Patient: What are the chances of my recovering doctor?
Doctor: One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died.
Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Students: Brotherly love.
Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly. Do you say prayers before eating?
Sam: No sir, I don't have to. My mom is a good cook.
Tom: How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?
David: Just send him a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated.
Teacher: Sam, you talk a lot!
Sam: It's a family tradition.
Teacher: What do you mean?
Sam: Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher.
Teacher: What about your mother?
Sam: She's a woman.
Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Pupil: A teacher.
Teacher: Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
Pupil: The moon.
Pupil: The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it.
Girlfriend: ...And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
MARY: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?
PETER: A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
WIFE: You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND: You tell a woman something, It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
MAN: You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN: Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN: No, because you make me sick.
SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?
TRACY: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
BOY: I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL: Yes, but would you stay there?
BOY: I love you and I would die for you!
GIRL: How soon?
GIRL: Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY: Don't you ever want to improve?
GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.
GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring?
BOY: Sure, what's your phone number?
GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY: You love me...
BOY: May I hold your hand?
GIRL: No thanks, it isn't heavy.
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.– Milton Berle
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.– Henny Youngman
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it...
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you’re wrong,...– Nash
I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the...– Patrick Murray
There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic...– James Holt McGavran
I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.– Sam Kinison
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is,...– Sigmund Freud
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.– Dumas
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a...– Socrates
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just...– Hemant Joshi
Employer: Kemarin itu kan seharusnya hari pertama bekerja di sini. Mengapa tidak datang? Mengapa juga tidak bisa dihubungi?
Recruit: Maaf, Pak. Saya ketiduran.
Nada-nada yang minor Lagu perselingkuhan Atas nama pasar semuanya begitu klise– Cinta Melulu, Efek Rumah Kaca
Konser Gratis: Lagu Gambar Gerak bersama Efek...
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